Someone wake up Sessions immediately! This is just the subject that will really get his investigative juices flowing. (I know, to look at him you wouldn’t think there’s much left in terms of juice. But just show him this INCREDIBLY EVIL SIGN, and you’ll soon see just how juicy Jeff can get. He might just go out and appropriate somebody’s property THAT DAY.)
Someone wake up Sessions immediately! This is just the subject that will really get his investigative juices flowing. (I know, to look at him you wouldn’t think there’s much left in terms of juice. But just show him this INCREDIBLY EVIL SIGN, and you’ll soon see just how juicy Jeff can get. He might just go out and appropriate somebody’s property THAT DAY.)
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Nah. He’ll recuse himself because he’s white and put some totally unbiased person in charge of the investigation - like Rev. Al.