Nice piece, a shame it has to drown so young.
I notice the A-listers( must stand for *sshole?)
are going to wear orange buttons at the oscars
in support of gun control, I think I’ll start
wearing a .45 expended case in my lapel in memory
of all my drowned firearms.
I once had a terrible boating accident involving a total of 47 rowboats. all sunk resulting in the loss of 31,492 firearms.
It was tragic. Tragic I tell you.