Some folks have such a sequence of crow meals lined up into the future that they are probably starting to call it fruitcake.
Someone should start writing cookbooks.
“How to Cook Crow 100 Different Ways.”
“The Crow Monodiet - Good For You”.
“Homestyle Crow The Way Mama Used To Make It”.
I wouldn’t mind if fork you actually contributed something.
But he seems to delight like a child in being the naughty kid.
That’s understandable in a 12 year old boy. In an adult, there’s something wrong...