Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Pentecostal missionary? Didn’t taste bad, but he kept throwing up his hands.
Two cannibals were eating a clown. The first one says to the second, “Does this taste funny to you?”.
Two cannibals killed an explorer and were about to eat him. As usual, one started at the feet, the other at the head. Some time passes and the first says: “How’s it going?”. The second replies “I’m having a ball!”. The first says, “SLOW DOWN, I’m only at the neck!”.