To: sodpoodle
the all time funniest one is:
Time flies like an arrow- fruit flies like a banana
2 posted on
03/01/2018 10:02:43 AM PST by
Bob434
To: Bob434
Q: What’s the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? A: You can’t make a vitamin. - Benny Hill
3 posted on
03/01/2018 10:05:33 AM PST by
dfwgator
To: Bob434
Time flies like an arrow- fruit flies like a banana That is a great one and I use it a lot but most people don't get it at all and just look at you funny.
To: Bob434; trad_anglican
“Time flies like an arrow- fruit flies like a banana”
I don’t see that all fruit flies like a banana. A round fruit like an orange or an apple should fly better with the same impetus. A heavy fruit like a ripe watermelon shouldn’t fly as well with the same impetus.
32 posted on
03/01/2018 10:31:55 AM PST by
KrisKrinkle
(Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of their ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
To: Bob434
What is long and slimy and full of seamen? A submarine.
54 posted on
03/01/2018 11:15:08 AM PST by
Phlap
(REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
To: Bob434
72 posted on
03/01/2018 11:31:13 AM PST by
TNoldman
(AN AMERICAN FOR A MUSLIM/BHO FREE AMERICA. (Owner of Stars and Bars Flags))
To: Bob434
73 posted on
03/01/2018 11:31:15 AM PST by
TNoldman
(AN AMERICAN FOR A MUSLIM/BHO FREE AMERICA. (Owner of Stars and Bars Flags))
To: Bob434
75 posted on
03/01/2018 11:31:53 AM PST by
TNoldman
(AN AMERICAN FOR A MUSLIM/BHO FREE AMERICA. (Owner of Stars and Bars Flags))
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