“naked women...magical powers”
That’s a universal constant, just like the gravitational constant G or Planck’s constant h. Some things just never change through recorded history.
I knew a stripper once, and while her powers may not have been magical, they were certainly ... extraordinary.
Nekkid woman do have magical power(s) over men. Ask any stripper.
Why don’t men have boobs?
Because nothing would get done.