[nopardons]

He never even graduated from high school, for crying out loud!

[LibWhacker]

Probably never read a book unless it was a script for one of his roles. A real imbecile.

[Ciaphas Cain]

I once went to a dinner theater that De Niro worked at before he made it to Hollywood.

The staff told me that De Niro was such an a$$hole that he was fired in the middle of a performance and literally thrown out of the place.