I never realized how long bender gender reassignment surgery took to recover from...
Gadzooks, Big-- This all started with a slight case of... nausea when your Pattycheaters started to cheat in the second half of last year's Super Bowl--
When their trickery won, it took a health toll... upon my innards--
Yes, yes-- Thee was some... leakage, too--
I asked my old pard, Dr. Jack... what to do?
He suggested electroshock... therapy--
The Colorado Smoke... Diet--
And a strict regiment of the very popular Hollywood Vape... Remedial Treatment--
But all it did was give me head... congestion--
And I lost my right arm... writing out the checks to pay them medical bastards!
So, to get my health back I've returned to a proven... cure--
And it make me feel pretty damn good... too!
So, Big, until I am back to fit... and fiddle--
Keep those Pattycheaters of yours... on the straight and narrow!
And keep paying... the bar bill--