a carbonated beverage
. . . .
Well, Coke, or 7-Up is messy
A beer is a waste!
Someone needs to page Al Gore and have him bring down a weed burner. Tell him to stand under the falls and melt it.
We see eye-to-eye on the waste.
Though it was a fine micro-brew it can’t be seen as a waste since your comment was worth the loss.
Wit is rare. Beer is common. :-)