Great Ice Fishing
Store frozen foods outside the back door, save on electricity
Snow bongs in college
Cross country skiing in and out of valleys with a whiskey flask
Snowmobiling the switchbacks on the backside forest to the top of the cliff
Roaring fireplace with hearth and mantle
Thick wool socks
Thawing ear lobes and noses
Listening to your favorite music looking out big windows watching it snow
Laughing at silly women in yoga pants holding onto their girl friends for dear life
Towing people out of a snow drift before the cops come
I don’t see the down side...
I don’t see the down side...
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You will when you hear the low rumbling growl of a smilodon ... or the cry of the local Dire Wolves ... perhaps the last things you’ll hear ...