[Drew68]

I think he’d be better off renting hotties by the hour.

[montag813]

I think he’d be better off renting hotties by the hour.

(1) He doesn't want hotties. He is as gay as Liberace.

(2)Daddy Koch probably won't leave him a dime unless he produces children. Hence he needs the beard to receive his sperm (somehow)

[Ouderkirk]

I think he’d be better off renting hotties by the hour.

Yup...he'd be better served.