[spetznaz]

That’s a very interesting looking lizard. Beautiful, and definitely looks like a tiny crocodile (the back through to the tail).

[DJ Taylor]

"That’s a very interesting looking lizard."

You ain't seen nothing yet. That's the well known Fuc*-You Lizard and is considered a delicacy among the Vietnamese Montagnards. There may be more out there, but those were the only two-penised lizards I ever saw.