I love this arguement.
How many of the self righteous have Christmas lights on their houses and a Christmas tree in their living rooms?
Celebration makes you a hypocrite.
Be a shut in.
Order pizza in.
Get duck.
Buy know one anything. Expect nothing.
Turn off your phone.
Owe no one anything
Stay away from malls through the month of December. Super markets are ok as long as you do not buy any foods that are associated with xxxxxxmas. All stores will be outfitted with hidden cameras. We will know who has been naughty or nice. Don’t worry, you won’t get any presents even if you have been nice. :(