He certainly looks like a happy little fella!
Y’know the thing about a shark, he’s got... lifeless smiles, happy smiles, like a doll’s smile. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’... until he bites ya. And that smile turns upside down, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.
“He certainly looks like a happy little fella!”
Funniest post ever.
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