I knew you could do it. I read the entire post! ;)
... and the Raiders are making the Cowboys look good ...
Well, for Freepers with extremely short attention spans, I tried even conveying it in both a limerick and a haiku, but even that is too much for some people who don’t care that their money is going to a murderer’s row of unsavory liberal entities.
Not saying you are one of those, of course. You are actually in here to let us know how the Raiders and Cowboys look! (not telling other people what they should and shouldn’t do, as some nanny-statist conservatives seem to want to do)