[Billthedrill]

All right then, a non-sugar drink that has plenty of nutrition and is carbonated and that the kiddies will love. Colonial American kids sure did. Beer, of course.

Nobody listens to me.

[txhurl]

Isn’t it amazing to imagine the whole colonial population running around running around buzzed starting at 7am back then? When did it end, and why?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Of course, Colonial American kids could drink beer back then, because there was not as much alcohol in it. Brewers back then brewed what we would call “near-beer.”, unlike today, when it’s common to have 7% or higher ABV in a good beer or ale.