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To: DannyTN
How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a duck.

(science)

18 posted on 12/06/2017 12:02:28 PM PST by bagster (Mama tried to raise me better.)
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To: bagster

[[How do you get down off an elephant?]]

How do you get out of an elephant? run around until you’re all pooped out


23 posted on 12/06/2017 12:15:40 PM PST by Bob434
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To: bagster
How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a duck.

(science)

Because a duck's not as tall as an elephant

(safety)

44 posted on 12/06/2017 4:20:10 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (don't forget to mouse your sisterhooks)
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To: bagster

... O.K. Mr. Smarty-pants, just how do you purpose to get down from off’n a duck?

Easy, you just step off. They are only about a foot high at the shoulder :-)


45 posted on 12/06/2017 4:40:19 PM PST by themidnightskulker (And then the thread dies... peacefully, in it's sleep....)
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To: All

I didn’t know they were still making dinosaurs.


48 posted on 12/07/2017 4:17:13 AM PST by Maverick68
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