Pssst. Hey you. Yeah, you. Lookin’ for some weaves? Just don’t ask where I got them.
The follicle cops grew suspicious when a new weave store, Weave Us Alone, opened on MLK Blvd. They raided the store, and recovered the hot weaves, some of which already had lice. Police PR spokesman Elvis Dinwiddie said, “There’s no way we would allow this crime toupee.”
Don’t ax, you mean.