Well, Rusty (Hey...isn’t that a dog’s name?) I don’t eat my poop, but I do enjoy sticking my face out the window, even if I don’t enjoy human bad breath! As for licking my crotch...what about that old joke “Why does a dog lick its crotch???”
Hm. On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog...:)
Rusty is my cat’s name. He’s the one that’s been posting on this thread while I was busy cleaning his litter box.