[IronJack]

Uh ... a doctor's job is to deliver babies. It's not the president's job to rescue three ungrateful slugs from a well-deserved Chinese prison.

Trump's right. He should have left them there.

[Cecily]

LaVar Ball, master logician. Right up there with Aristotle (not).

[Haiku Guy]

After the doctor delivered my child, I thanked her profusely.

Doesn’t everyone?