[MrEdd]

It’s too many people.
When islands like Guam tip over, it causes the earth to bulge.
Don’t you know anything about settled science?
Clearly Planned Parenthood needs to be put in charge of the solution.

[11th_VA]

I knew this was going to happen when we added so many leap seconds ...

[smokingfrog]

We need to make the people living near the Equatorial regions move toward the poles. That will make the earth speed up.