[SamAdams76]

Now I can tell my wife I'm not crazy. We buy lots of bottled water but I toss it out if it's been in the house longer than six months. No way am I having stale bottled water in the house.

Fresh water only!

[tumblindice]

You are correct about old bottled water, Adams. It leads to, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness. After drinking old bottled water once, luckily I ... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Adams. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Adams. But I... I do deny them my essence. All I drink now is pure, distilled Brawndo, premium gasoline or jet fuel.