[gubamyster]

Remember to keep your eyes riveted on her eyes during the signing, because any casual glance below the neck & above the belt can be grounds for termination.

[usconservative]

See, there's your first mistake: You don't even want to make eye contact! That's harassment by itself. Always look away and pretend you're completely disinterested.

That's worked for me during my glorious (cough, cough...) 30 year career in Senior Technology Management.