[I want the USA back]

A robot does not HAVE emotions. It can SIMULATE them, thus fooling idiots and a$$holes who are watching.
It is “IT”, not “SHE”. It does not have a sex. It can only display the supposed attributes of one of the two human sexes, thus fooling idiots and a$$holes who are watching.
A robot cannot possess citizenship, and so this grant is invalid.

What happens when they program a machine to yell “allahu akbar” and to blow itself up?
And does it get 72 young robots in paradise?

[bagster]

President Marjorie Bota: According to the records at the NorthAm Robotics Company, the robot also known as Andrew Martin, was powered up at 5:15 pm on April 3rd, 2005. In a few hours, he'll be 200 years old, which means that with the exception of Methuselah and other biblical figures, Andrew is the oldest living human in recorded history. For it is by this proclamation, I validate his marriage to Portia Charney, and acknowledge his humanity.