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To: Rummyfan
It sounds much like the Stonecutters from The Simpsons:

The initiation ceremony consist of several tasks:

1. Leap of Faith (the blindfolded candidate has to jump from a height of about a foot)

2. Crossing the Desert (the candidate has to walk between to lines of Stonecutters, everyone paddles his rear end with a bat)

3. The Unblinking Eye (the candidate has to walk between to lines of Stonecutters, everyone paddles his rear end with a bat)

4. The Wreck of Hesperus (the candidate has to walk between to lines of Stonecutters, everyone paddles his rear end with a bat)

5. The Paddling of the Swollen Ass ..., with Paddles (speaks for itself).

After completing these tasks, the candidate has to give an obligation: “... and by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my hair be plucked of all but three hairs.”

31 posted on 10/19/2017 12:03:44 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: SERKIT

That was a great episode.


45 posted on 10/19/2017 12:58:29 PM PDT by wally_bert (I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
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And as a final humiliation, you must walk home naked dragging behind you the Stone of Shame.
53 posted on 10/19/2017 3:24:37 PM PDT by Trillian
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