[a fool in paradise]

Don’t touch your female coworkers, ever.There might be exceptions—like she’s about to fall out of a window. If you could catch her while staying near her arms and not her breasts as you do so, that would be best.
Don’t rub her shoulders.
Don’t brush back her hair.
Don’t graze her butt.
Don’t grab her butt.
Don’t let your hand linger on the small of her back while taking a group photo.
Don’t hold her waist as you’re trying to move past her in a crowd (we know that trick).
Don’t fake a fall and land with a hand on her breasts.
Don’t put your arm around a woman in a meeting.
Don’t place your hand on her wrist to emphasize a point.

Keep your hands to yourself.

[Big Red Badger]

Crazy Uncle Joe.

[Gay State Conservative]

Listen,"fool",you owe me a new keyboard for *that* one!

[dennisw]

Ol Joe was old school.