Bill and Hillary: Where are all the girls at?
Posted on 10/06/2017 10:16:36 AM PDT by EdnaMode
A Wyoming man accused of public intoxication allegedly told police he traveled from the year 2048 to warn mankind of an impending invasion by extraterrestrials.
Bryant Johnson issued his grave warning to Casper police Monday night after officers were called about the man and his out-of-this-world message, according to an arrest report obtained by HuffPost.
Johnson, who police said smelled of alcohol and spoke with slightly slurred speech, allegedly told officers that “the aliens were coming next year and we needed to make sure to leave as fast as possible.”
According to the report, he didn’t specify an exact date or time for the aliens’ arrival.
He refused to speak with nurses or doctors and instead insisted on meeting with “the president” of the town, police said.
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This is awesome....
Leave hell. I need to stockpile more ammo!!!
Did he mention just where it is we should leave to?
Too late. They are already here.
Hick's "Take off and nuke it from orbit" ia an all-time classic.
Paxton made the movie.
Exactly. It ain’t space aliens we gotta worry about, it’s ROBOTS...
Then again, I have enough time to save up for some of those pleasure models...
Will she run more times than Lyndon LaRouche?
I wish I’d had a chance to ask him if Hillary is thinking of running again in the ‘48 Presidential race...
I think the aliens are already here...best explanation for liberals...
John Titor is back.
Yeah I agree. :D
Sounds credible to me.:-)
Bill and Hillary: Where are all the girls at?
Awesome. :D
Can he give me some stock tips?
Maybe they make more sense if you're sozzled.
“How many remember that!”
I’m 63. I heard it in gradeschool.
Alcohol was banned by Democrats in 2040.
He came back to warn us of that as well but got drunk instead.
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