Steven Wright -—
The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, “right here, officer”. Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all the cars, “Get out of my driveway!”
Wasn’t it Stephen Wright that also did a whole bit on “Parking in a driveway and driving on a parkway?”
lol