Please, please, Mr. NFL player, tell me more. Or should I say, lecture me more.
Lecture me about racism, global warming, gender-neutral pronouns, immigration reform. Because that’s why I follow the NFL, to learn more about this kind of stuff.
Hey, when I want to learn about trouble in the middle east, racism, global warming, gender-neutral pronouns, immigration reform, yadda yadda,
I ALWAYS SEEK OUT AND CONSULT AN NFL PLAYER
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