Sheesh. When Mama has her cubs around, you just back away. Back way away.
Said the man to his friend...
I don’t have to be able to out run the bear...
Bears really really like it when Left wing city folk whant to take “selfies” with them. One bear invited me to her den and showed me all the wonderful pictures.
Remember — Bears do not like conservatives taking selfies. Bears want only “liberals” to take selfies. .....because liberals taste better.
I came across a lone cub while hiking once. Never saw mom but I beat foot as fast as I could. Damn thing kept following me.
Shook for 30 mins.