Posted on 09/13/2017 8:46:01 PM PDT by Rebelbase
Ah, I only saw the pic of him alone. He is less-scatological alongside the others, but they should have chosen a sausage patty if they serve those. It has been so long since I have eaten at Denny’s that I don’t remember.
” It has been so long since I have eaten at Denny’s that I don’t remember.”
I ate in one about a month ago. It was the first time in about 15 years.
It’ll be at least another 15 years before I forget how bad bad it was.
When I was growing up a friend of mine was a busboy at our local Denny’s. He said there was a lot of, um, prostitution activity based from that establishment .... I never went near the place so I have no direct knowledge.
“Denny’s is Proud to Partner with Baby Ruth”
perhaps Denny’s Cororate was targeting the hispanic “Brown Pride” demographic
I don’t like mascots that look like the food on my plate. Kind of reminds me of mascots of the old “Red Barn” hamburger restaurants: “Hamburger Hungry” had the body of a hamburger and “Chicken Hungry” was shaped like a fried chicken drumstick. “When the Hungries hit, hit the Red Barn!”
The Denny’s sausage mascot reminds me of the protagonist from the 2016 animated feature “Sausage Party.”
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1700841/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Cringing in the future? How about now.
How are we going to keep a straight face at IHOP when the waitress says, “Would you like some freshly squeezed ... (me, autistically interrupting out loud what should be a thought balloon): “Not turds, I hope.”
There’s a theater chain that runs a short just before the main feature where a bag of popcorn dude is trying to woo a soft drink girl on their date. There’s like a twizzlers band playing on stage and all sorts of sugary snacks are bopping along in the seats.
OK
Then popcorn dude runs into the lobby to buy CANDY for his girl. (Hey, waitaminute…)
I keep wanting to scream, “Soylent Green is CANDY!” every time I see that. But I restrain myself…
My first thought was sausage, and I was right, according to your pic. Poo, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.
They could have made the sausage pink, but then some feminazis would have complained.
Subliminal sex ad?....smiling sausage? Uh-huh....paired eyeballs? Look like what?. What are in those 2 bags that are so close to the happy sausage?..uh...huh.....you want a happy sausage? “Come” to denny’s....no it cannot be....they would never use subliminal sex ads...just sayin’
LOL...I KNEW it! She will probably narrow it down to holding Mr. Turd Sausage responsible. The diners were too ill to turn out and vote.
I guess I’m in a smarter marketing team than Denny’s has. We would have ditched the turd sausage about two minutes into discussion and probably gone with Patty, the sweet little patty sausage (she’s probably sweet on Mr. Bacon there).
Mine are more curly.
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