Those NoKo medals are for:
changing a tire
cupcake baking
running the 100yd under 30 sec
toilet bowl hygiene
strafing a blindfolded relative with an antiaircraft gun
model airplane
camp fire
hair cutting
disemboweling a relative suspected of making a phone call
mini amusement park in support of a telethon
sack race 3rd place
food line security
egregious smiling
derby car
poverty enforcement
crying on queue
cement mixing
...
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> running the 100 yd under 30 sec <
Considering the age of those North Korean generals, I’m sure you meant running the 100 yd under 30 days.