OMG, a president actually wearing a hat inscribed with the name of our country.
Where are my pearls, lead me over to the couch.
“Where are my pearls, lead me over to the couch.”
The couch has collapsed with all this pearl clutching.
We are having the floor covered with mattresses by Thursday, until then please collapse against the wall to keep from bruising your noggin on the floor.
If you insist on fainting other than against the wall and do bruise your noggin, please contact Shyster, Shyster and Shyster Attorneys at Law.
Thank You,
Management