[Az Joe]

Stupidity abounds. The combined mass of Jupiter, Uranus and Mercury is infinitesimal in the larger scheme of things and has a negligible effect on the Earth.

My “mass”, at 290 pounds, has more affect on the Atlantic ocean than those three planets do simply because I am incredibly closer to it.

[RegulatorCountry]

Low center of gravity, huh?

[Hot Tabasco]

My “mass”, at 290 pounds, has more affect on the Atlantic ocean than those three planets do

Is it too much to ask that you stay out of the surf?