[Hammerhead]

The most successful pastor the world has ever known was Paul. And what did he have to show for it? A prison cell and a cold rock to sleep on.

These modern day pastors and the fools that support them make me sick.

[Snickering Hound]

The Osteens have suffered under the most brutal Botox needles and cosmetic dental procedures.

And Vickie has endured countless painful liposuctions and the sharp blades to receive her most holy and blessed silicone implants.

Truly, they have suffered as much as the Apostles and perhaps even Christ himself.