[Mears]

This should not even be posted——it’s not satire,it’s a lie——just read the last sentence.

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[NorthMountain]

How did that go?

Oh, yes:

"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour."

The "satirist's" only possible defense is that nobody will believe him. That defense falls apart on perusal of this thread ...

Pillory.

Rocks.

Garbage.