[Snickering Hound]

Haveth Satan corrupted the Chipotle burrito Vickie consumed before service?

Verily it's sulfurous fumes haveth overwhelmedeth me.

[Bob434]

While this article is satire- it amazes me how fast the world bared their fangs when someone who preaches- somewhat- the gospel is involved in a bad situation and didn’t jump through liberal hoops fast enough to quell the vicious wailing/demands of the left-

how many people in this storm has bill gates helped? George Soros? The clintons? Madonna? Bruce Springstein? etc etc etc- Why haven’t they rented out large buildins to house the many peopel affected temporarily? Why aren’t they truckign in food and water like Donald Trump did when New Orleans I think it was flooded a few years ago?

I don’t support Joel at all in his heretical teachings, but it is unfair to be piling on him for not opening his church when the megarich in texas didn’t open their buildings either- Joel actually had reasons for not opening- as the flooding was hitting his church as well- yet the anti-Christian MSM hungrily jumped at the first innocuous chance they saw to criticism him without knowign any of the facts first-

MSM- Scum-

[The_Media_never_lie]

Money commeth!!!

.....Creflo Dollar

[Daffynition]

Target practice for the norks?

“Believe and declare you are coming into a shift!” Osteen yelled through a bullhorn, according to reports. “God wants His best for you! Enlarge your vision, develop a healthy self image, and choose to be happy!”

“When you think positive, excellent thoughts, you will be propelled toward greatness!” he called out to one family floating on a raft on a freeway-turned-river, whose earthly possessions had been entirely destroyed the previous day.

[Hat-Trick]

This satire is actually a pretty good analogy of the JO Ministry.

[Golden Eagle]

Is Joel Osteen a perfect man? Of course not, no man is. But has he saved more souls than his critics?

[Salvation]

Is this helping the victims of Harvey? How about a food box, Joel? Or do you even know what that is?