Posted on 08/28/2017 1:27:45 PM PDT by C19fan
illary Clinton will be back in the spotlight this fall for an unprecedented, big-ticket book tour for her new tome What Happened, with tickets priced as high as $1,200. On Monday, the ex-Democratic nominee announced 'Hillary Clinton Live,' a 15-city tour, which includes stops in a handful of states she lost in the election last year. Promotional materials for her first stop, at the Warner Theatre in Washington, D.C., promises Clinton plans to 'let loose' and tell her audience a 'personal, raw, detailed and surprisingly funny story' of her election loss and recovery.
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The woman who could barely fill a gymnasium during the campaign is now going to pack them in at 1200 bucks a pop? No she isnt.
....with tickets priced as high as $1,200....
Skip the speech. It just isn’t worth it!!!!
Don’t buy the book either. It’s nothing but lying propaganda!!!!
Note that when Hillary will visit PA, MI, WI, etc., she will stick to “blue” enclaves within these states. She still despises voters in the “red” areas of the states who are the reason that she lost!
Why doesn’t she just visit Berkeley—which is not even American anymore—and then go back home and stay there? More and more Americans are writing her and her cracked party off, and anything she does will speed up that process even further! PHOOEY!!!!!
I think it’s REAL funny that she lost the election. When she got to that part, if she had the guts to mention it, I’d probably laugh hysterically.
Oh, I shouldn’t say that. I should have said “masculinely” and then beg forgiveness for my maleness...
Nah, “hysterically” works just fine.
Once they see that advance ticket sales are almost non-existent, they will scramble to book Bruce Springsteen and other high profile lefty entertainers to perform at these venues with Hillary just to get people into the seats.
What happened was that she was exposed as a felonious liar who rigged the primary.
The seizure tapes didn’t help much, either.
Is this from her press release? If you have to tell your audience that the story they are about to hear is surprisingly funny, generally it is not.
Three of the 15 stops are in CANADA. Seems fishy.
Yeah, smashing the 150 inch TV with the $950,000 bottle of Champagne was funny, and the cake decorations ending up embedded in the wall was funny too, but I'm going to have to go with having to be sedated to stop her violent temper-tantrum as topping the list.
Didn’t believe Hillary was capable of doing “stand up”.
Hillary Clinton letting loose?! You couldn't pay me to go hear that!
They also say she has a delightful "belly laugh." We have, in fact, heard that belly laugh. It isn't delightful.
The only possible humor related to Hillary Clinton could be that 5ml of Webster Hubbell spunk that turned into Chelsea.
https://www.hillaryclintonbooktour.com/
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*Additional cities to be added as confirmed
SEPTEMBER 18, 2017
WASHINGTON, DC
Warner Theatre/DC with Politics & Prose
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SEPTEMBER 28, 2017
TORONTO, CANADA
Enercare Centre
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OCTOBER 3, 2017
BROWARD, FL
Broward Center for the Performing Arts
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OCTOBER 9, 2017
DAVIS, CA
Jackson Hall
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OCTOBER 23, 2017
MONTREAL, CANADA
Palais des congrès de Montréal
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OCTOBER 24, 2017
ANN ARBOR, MI
Hill Auditorium
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OCTOBER 30, 2017
CHICAGO, IL
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NOVEMBER 1, 2017
NEW YORK, NY
The Temple Emanu-El Streicker Center
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NOVEMBER 9, 2017
MILWAUKEE, WI
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NOVEMBER 13, 2017
ATLANTA, GA
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NOVEMBER 28, 2017
BOSTON, MA
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PHILADELPHIA, PA
Kimmel Center Academy of Music
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DECEMBER 11, 2017
SEATTLE, WA
Paramount Theatre
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DECEMBER 12, 2017
PORTLAND, OR
Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall
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DECEMBER 13, 2017
VANCOUVER, CANADA
Vancouver Convention Center
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I can’t imagine this book tour is going to sell out. Even libs are tired of her and Bill.
Bernie Sanders is speaking in Iowa City Thursday. Tickets start at $25, but that includes his new book.
https://hancher.uiowa.edu/2017-18/bernie-sanders
The only story that I find funny from her is the one where she ends up losing the election to a knuckle-dragging caveman with bad hair. That story is INCREDIBLY funny - I laugh about it daily, and sometimes hourly.
Keep it up, Mrs. C.
A Clinton style shakedown racket. Employees of major law firms, brokerage firms, union cronies, and public education administrators, will pay the $1,200 and be recompensated. It’s how the Clinton’s launder money into receivables. It is not people paying to hear her. It is mandates to attend from leftist organizations.
No, the funny part came on Election Day — In fact, I’m still laughing about it.
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