This just in. Headline news.
In a massive blunder of cosmic proportions NASA scientists and engineers have created a gigantic explosion at what once was Yellowstone National Park. The Yellowstone River was diverted into the magma chamber in a misguided plan to cool the sleeping volcano and the water has converted to high pressure super-heated steam. NASA boffins miscalculated the pressure relief mechanism in the caldera and without a place to go the pressure built until a massive explosion took place. Initially it was only steam but fissures have been created and magma is now cascading down to the Snake River and will soon obliterate the billionaire playground of Jackson Hole, Wyoming.
When asked to predict the outcome of the magma flow federal officials would not speculate but experts estimate that a massive lava dam will form in the Snake River Valley and that eventually much of North West Wyoming will be inundated beneath a huge lake. If lava flows northward the once pristine valleys of South West Montana will suffer a fate similar to the Snake River Plain.
Though the scientists may have prevented the huge eruption so long feared they did cause a lava flow of historic proportions with no sign of stopping.
The misguided effort by NASA was motivated by their quest for relevance and employment after the collapse of the global warming scam.
Bravo! That’s what could happen if you let a space agency tinker with a super-volcano!
Think this:
Not this: