[Original Lurker]

Spam!
It is delicious and healthful.
And has no shelf-life.

Disclaimer - I do Like spam.

[jmacusa]

Then you must love spam, spam, egg bacon spam spam spam and spam?

[crazy scenario]

" Spam!

It is delicious and healthful.

And has no shelf-life.

Don`t forget a fruit cake! They last at least 100 years and if you run out of bullets, just break off a chunk and use it in your muzzle loader.