I took a bunch of Boy Scouts to Blair Athol. A great Jamborette. I could not understand the Scots. I paid careful attention, and listened for the word 'f*ckin' It was always followed by a noun.
Try going to A Scottish Gathering and Games!
152nd Scottish Highland Gathering & Games!
www.thescottishgames.com/
The 152nd Scottish Highland Gathering and Games take place at the Alameda County Fairgrounds in Pleasanton on Labor Day Weekend (September 2 - 3, 2017).