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>> “Religion only tells you what to do AFTER you are able to get the beer, sandwich, and hottie at the local tavern” <<
No, actually “Religiion” only tells us what a handful of men have contorted the word of our creator to “tell” us.
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I was talking about the esoteric knowledge of historical science (mostly historical anyways... not many experiments involve creating entire planets).
While Science Man is smart smart smart, he looks dumb dumb dumb at the local watering hole using planetary origins as a pickup line.
Religion as a conversation starter isn’t much better.
And for the biggest turn-off of all, try arguing with some chick about how she’s absolutely wrong about science or religion. BEEP BEEP ZIP like the Road Runner she goes.
Let’s face facts. The whole “Earth was formed thusly” has not one thing to do with everyday life or even applied science. The only response possible for laymen is “Mmm-hmm. Yep yep yep. Is that so? Well isn’t that great? Thanks for the info, science bro!” and then continue on as if the Earth was formed last Tuesday and we magically appeared on it fully formed with a set of memories implanted by the Tyrell Corporation.