When I can use this wondrous knowledge to get beer, sandwich supplies, and a hottie to put them together and administer a lapdance while serving it to me, please let me know.
Otherwise, meh.
Ain’t gonna happen. Religion only tells you what to do AFTER you are able to get the beer, sandwich, and hottie at the local tavern, and who (and why and when) you should consider sharing your bountiful gains with.