Moonshine addled slave-empire-fantasizing bumpkin.
I almost wish you lot would actually try a second Civil War so that we could finish what Sherman couldn’t. It took damn near 100 years just to put down your little bedsheet-wearing goon squad that liked to burn churches and schools.
But your survival instincts are too strong for that, so here we sit: one side just smart enough to not start anything that will end in them getting outright flattened, the other side not wanting to cause the inevitable civilian and infrastructural collateral damage if it can possibly be avoided.
yankee dog.