Okay! now that I know the formula let’s make a movie.
1. take one idiotic asshole with no emotional maturity and give him impossible super human powers with advanced training in everything (karate, electronics, driving, shooting, gymnastics, on and on ad nosium.
2.He must be black or, preferably a woman, or gay.
3. have an impossible and ludicrous chase or fight scene every few minutes.
4. Above chase/fight scenes occasionally interrupted by stupid dialogue regarding put downs and fight with stupid people in authority, usually white male fascists capitalist Christians.
5. All guns have unlimited ammunition and are accurate to several thousand yards and that is just the pistols.
6. All the good people are the super liberals.
7. Oh yeah, it must have a liberal theme like fighting Christians, protecting abortion right, stopping oil exploration, PETA, etc.
8. Forgot to mention that you can’t have any good actors, direction, script. Only animation that is really cool
Okay! Let’s just keep churning this crap out that offends just about everybody. Do it 5 or 6 times a year. Year after year after year.
I forgot that it must also have a heavy homosexual presence. The white guy must be stupid or a dork and it CANNOT have an original thought in any way. It must be a sequel, remake