[Haiku Guy]

Millennial are going bald because they are getting old. They might not act like they are old, but their hair doesn’t care.

[The_Republic_Of_Maine]

baldness comes form living in mommys damp, drafty dusty spider infested cellar.

[Salvavida]

It is a tin and copper deficiency. Our soils no longer have the nutrients they used to have because they are not being replaced.

[tumblindice]

“Millennials are going bald from too much stress.”

The on-line game was just getting good, really intense,
but I have to go slide a tray of chicken tendies in the oven
if I’m going to have the energy to fap at 4 AM, and the `rents are in the LR watching The Tudors,
what to do, what to do ....

[headstamp 2]

Plenty of them are simply shaving off nice heads of hair.

I’ve never seen a generation of so many guys simply opting to shave their heads. Right up into their 30’s. And I’m not talking about crew-cuts.

[Ken H]

It’s all the high-res cameras. They notice the receding hairline and bald spots earlier.

[BitWielder1]

We have eliminated many sources of physical danger and instead invented a multitude of social problems that we are poorly equipped to deal with.

[Veto!]

It’s the gender thing. How terribly triggered they must be every time a new gender is announced. Here’s a list of 63 genders, but I can feel my hair falling out at the thought I might have missed the latest one just identified.

https://apath.org/63-genders/

[ealgeone]

A Roman soldier named Horatius, twenty-five centuries ago, stood on a bridge to fight an advancing army. This story (Horatius at the Bridge) became central to Rome’s identity. Every Roman kid wanted to be Horatius.

And now we have Pajama Boy.

[Veto!]

It’s very stressful to question what sex you really are when every week new gender bender designations are publicized. At last count, there were 63

[trebb]

I started losing my hair early because my maternal grandfather passed the bald gene through my mother....