If you find yourself in a zombie situation, it is critical to determine whether they are slow (The Walking Dead, Land of the Dead)) or fast zombies 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead, Legend).
With slow zombies you can walk backwards, eat an apple ... with fast ones, well, that’s like running from a bear.
You don’t seem to be ready for the zombie apocalypse, pilgrim, which is really an allegory for the coming civil war.
Do you even have an evil black rifle you silly mook?
The “evilist” looking rifle I have is stylishly brown and black.