Dang, you're good! The article doesn't specify who made the homebrew (or what they brewed), but our boy Mark Cropp could be the brand's "face."
It reminds me of the "19 Crimes" brand of Australian red wines.
Maybe bottle special limited edition in a face jug.
https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=North+Carolina+Face+Jug