Pennsylvania woman lit boyfriend on fire, used urine to put out flames, cops say

Fox News ^ | 7/11/17

[txrefugee]

Another instance of profound spiritual sickness.

[Darteaus94025]

“Woman lights man on fire. Uses urine to put out the flames.”

HOT!!

[Governor Dinwiddie]

I've got to remember that safety tip: Always keep a bucket of urine handy for household emergencies.
 

[Responsibility2nd]

After she threw the urine on him, she told him;

"You're not so hot now, huh?"

[LambSlave]

"I hate you. I hate you so much, I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!".

"No, no, I don't hate you. I would actually pour a bucket of piss on you to put it out."

Must be true love.

[doorgunner69]

What, and the parents refused to stop the shenanigans????

Hey! Who knows what games the parents were up to at the same time?

[Bob434]

[[”You’re not so hot now, huh?”]]

No but at least i smell better now

[gathersnomoss]

This behavior didn’t occur in the 70’s when The Burgh was flooded with blotter and psilocybin.... Also, the parents had already kicked out the deadbeats

[Cowboy Bob]

She’s a real pisser!

[MeanWestTexan]

Yes, but would she CROSS THE STREET to piss on him if was on fire?

That’s true love, right there.

[Calvin Locke]

The first USAAF airman to be awarded the MOH urinated on a fire in his aircraft.

He was a ball-turret gunner. Climbed back up into the fuselage after an engagement just in time to see a waist gunner unsuccessfully bailout (hit the stabilizer).

He dumped the burning ammo boxes, peed on fire to put it out, and took care of the remaining, wounded, waist-gunner.

I'm pretty sure Miss Meth-Head will be getting awards of a completely different nature.

[alternatives?]

Having a 38 year old daughter shacking up with a guy in the basement using a bucket for a toilet.

There is a lot wrong in that sentence for the parents.

[Bratch]

Thus giving answer to the age-old question regarding urine and fire.

[bgill]

a bucket of urine, which the couple used as a toilet.

Some people will do anything to get rid of that dank musty smell in the basement.

[moovova]

"Guilty. But such potential to be not guilty."

True. She could be another Ivana Miličević (Banshee TV show)...

[piasa]

I bet ball turret gunners had really big bladders...

[alexander_busek]

The woman doused her boyfriend, who was not identified, in gasoline before using a lit cigarette to ignite the blaze, police said. She then proceeded to use a bucket of urine, which the couple used as a toilet, to put out the flames.

Let the first who has never set her boyfriend on fire and then used a bucket of urine (used as a toilet) to put the flames out cast the first stone!

Regards,

[clamper1797]

Here’s an example where it is better to get pissed on rather than pissed off

[Terry Mross]

He told her “I know you don’t love me. If I was on fire you wouldn’t piss on me to put it out.”

She replied “You’re wrong and I’ll prove it!”

[logi_cal869]

Thanks a lot, a-hole: I was eating lunch.