[NorthMountain]

I thought the earlier Rama-lama-ding-dong Stabathon festivities had concluded?

A machete is a slashing weapon ... so it's OK. No need to restrict it to the Stabathon.

[Blue Jays]

"...no need to restrict it to the Stabathon..."

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Dang, you are 100% entirely correct.
I have to remember to read the fine print at the bottom!